Monday, February 16, 2009

To Commemorate Our Love


Parking lot of El Cid, Myra near Gateway, E. Hollywood/Silverlake

Wait, I mean commiserate. To commiserate our love. I think one of two situations could have happened. The first: man has sex in car with someone. After a genuinely mutually fulfilling session, he nonchalantly tosses the condom out the window, thinking "to hell with custom and courtesy! I'm in love!" The second scenario: man has sex in car with someone. It is awkward and uncomfortable. After a disappointing climax man grunts and stuffs the condom into his ashtray. Man drives partner back to Vermont Place where he or she waits for another customer and/or Tang's Donuts, where he or she will catch the bus after eating an Old Fashioned. Three weeks later man drives truck to El Cid to have a beer. Before man walks into bar he smokes a cigarette or two. Realizes his ashtray is full, so dumps it out in the parking lot. I'm guessing scenario two is closer to reality, but we're all allowed to dream.


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