Friends, lovers. I apologize for such a long, long vacation. I was busy giving girls rides in my dusty Chevrolet coupe. Sure, I'm sort of known as a ladies' man. And yes, I do like to get my brewsky on, especially when I'm driving through Iowa with a trunk full of meth. I meet all kinds a girls. Short girls. Tall girls. Girls with ponytails. And often times they're so drunk that they do accept my offer to give them a ride home. But you know what? You'd be surprised at how many give me gas money.
Thursday, January 6, 2011
This is why I love you
Friends, lovers. I apologize for such a long, long vacation. I was busy giving girls rides in my dusty Chevrolet coupe. Sure, I'm sort of known as a ladies' man. And yes, I do like to get my brewsky on, especially when I'm driving through Iowa with a trunk full of meth. I meet all kinds a girls. Short girls. Tall girls. Girls with ponytails. And often times they're so drunk that they do accept my offer to give them a ride home. But you know what? You'd be surprised at how many give me gas money.
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